"Based on the same technology used in astronauts' underpants".
Just in time for Thanksgiving, the stuffing-in-a-box company has unveiled truly horrifying stretchy pants that allow you to stuff your gob with as much food as you want without worrying about busting a button.
There are reports that Stove Top will donate $10,000 of the proceeds to a charity called Feeding America. The Stove Top Thanksgiving Pants are $19.98 and come in four (sigh) servings sizes: S, M, L and XL. The video depicts a family that is struggling to regain comfort after feeling "stuck and restricted" from their "delicious, home-cooked meal".
Thanksgiving dinner is no place for jeans.
Stove Top Stuffing is rolling out Thanksgiving dinner trousers that will allow you to keep eating beyond your waist size.