"It's just insane how one day you're the CEO of Exxon, a $50 billion company, and the next day you get fired by a man who used to sell steaks in the mail", Goodman's Tillerson tells "Anderson Cooper" (Alex Moffat) before crushing the drinking glass in his hand.
McKinnon's Sessions made the pitch to stay on the job as attorney general.
As for what else might be SNL material tonight, there's so much President Trump news, from the upcoming Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper to Secretary of State Rex Tillerson getting told "You're fired!" to Donny Trump Jr's divorce, it would seem nearly impossible for Alec Baldwin not to be back for tonight's SNL as our beleaguered Commander-in-Chief. "Sorry, I just blurted that one out".
After months of disputes with the secretary of state, President Trump removed Tillerson on Tuesday and nominated CIA Director Mike Pompeo to head the State Department.
"Welcome to Jurassic Park, you dumb f****s", Hader says during the sketch.
Cooper presses on, asking the group if they have any predictions on who is out the door next.
Fred Armison's Michael Wolff reveals, half-heartedly, that Trump is about to name his favorite TV detective, Adrian Monk, to the administration. "Nobody knows", Hader as Scaramucci said. Wait, he adds, "is this being recorded?"